What kind of motorcycle do you have?

[TNHoosier]

How about: a quiet one. A non-motorcycle person would probably appreciate that.

Reminds me of the shirt I used to have that said "If loud pipes save lives, imagine what learning to ride that thing would do".

I would wear it while teaching MSF classes just to trigger some people.

 

[MolsonMuscle]

Me: I got a new bike over the weekend.
Co-worker: Oh cool. What kind of bike?
Me: Honda CB650R.
Co-worker: Oh really. I thought you would have got a BMW.
Me: Nevermind.

 

[LearnedButt]

I answer "which one?"

If you are married, she's a keeper.

 

[LearnedButt]

"What kind of motorcycle do you have?"

I say "Which one?"

They say, "Why do you have more than one motorcycle?"

I say "Do you have more than one pair of shoes, one purse, or one wrench or kitchen knife? Because one of these can do everything but different ones do different jobs better."

"would you play golf with a single club?"

 

[mooseonbass]

"would you play golf with a single club?"

The only golf I play, yes. They hand you one at the counter, right by the clown and the windmill.

 

[Alias]

If you are married, she's a keeper.

I had three at the time of the divorce and lost two in that process. I now have many more than that. No more room in the garage but I can live with that.

 

[Luke’d]

I had three at the time of the divorce and lost two in that process. I now have many more than that. No more room in the garage but I can live with that.

That’s a lot of wives…..

 

[Alias]

That’s a lot of wives…..

One was enough.

 

[Luke’d]

Haha, I was just making a joke about how many you had now & no more room in the garage, LOL….

 

[LearnedButt]

Haha, I was just making a joke about how many you had now & no more room in the garage, LOL….

My wife is in great condition. 100% garage kept.

 

[Luke’d]