Monkey Butt

[ziggie]

This thread reminds me of a woman tv add.thanks guys i needed a laugh today.none of the female riders chimed in,wonder what they think lmol .

 

[OldJeff]

This thread reminds me of a woman tv add.thanks guys i needed a laugh today.none of the female riders chimed in,wonder what they think lmol .

Did you click the link in my first post? Now that is funny right there!

 

[ziggie]

Yes funny and scarie lol.

 

[JDE]

What's just as funny is that 57 of 65 people found that review to be "helpful" .

Greg

It was 58-67 when I read it. That's too funny! Were you one who found the review helpful? LOL

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[docb91b]

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Amazon.com: Fresh Balls Lotion The Solution for Men - 5 OZ tube: Health & Personal Care

Thanks for the tip, deedub. I purchased the product and attached are the before and after shots..

 

[670cc]

It was 58-67 when I read it. That's too funny! Were you one who found the review helpful? LOL

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Helpful only in that it made me laugh!

Greg

 

[JDE]

Helpful only in that it made me laugh!

Greg

Yeah, that was pretty funny. I read it to my wife and couldn't keep from laughing while reading it.

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[deedub]

Thanks for the tip, deedub. I purchased the product and attached are the before and after shots..

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It looks like you applied a little too much. Oh, and I think it's supposed to be applied in the front.

 

[VE258]

for a better position-the cheapest solution that worked for me was to shave and reshape the oem seat. i was looking to solve 3 problems at once in the cheapest possible way-lower my position,so i can stand firmly on my feet, lower the wind noise from puig windscreen and more comfortable position. just like OP- i've notices that you just slide forward all the time,while sitting on this seat. and rather than equal distribution of weight-it's all on your butt chicks(which got numb after >1 hour ride)
so i just shave it and put it all back together. note that the angle from back to the front is different now. flatter. i also cut some more on the sides. basically carve it in form of my butt(you can't see it on the picture)
worked very well for me.

keep in mind that if you do this-you might want to adjust rear brake pedal and shifter

 

[tooblekain]

Easy.

The first step is do not wear cotton underwear. Actually wear spandex or syntetic material in spandex in boxer-brief or briefs. Never wear loose boxers

The second step is carry Gold Bond or Anti Monkey Butt Powder.

Third step is a good seat

 

[tooblekain]

Disclaimer! Read at your own risk! Funniest Monkey Butt thread ever! NOT Family Safe!

Nut powder and Gold Bond - NASIOC

OMG...LOL

 

[Garydj]

for a better position-the cheapest solution that worked for me was to shave and reshape the oem seat. i was looking to solve 3 problems at once in the cheapest possible way-lower my position,so i can stand firmly on my feet, lower the wind noise from puig windscreen and more comfortable position. just like OP- i've notices that you just slide forward all the time,while sitting on this seat. and rather than equal distribution of weight-it's all on your butt chicks(which got numb after >1 hour ride)
so i just shave it and put it all back together. note that the angle from back to the front is different now. flatter. i also cut some more on the sides. basically carve it in form of my butt(you can't see it on the picture)
worked very well for me.

keep in mind that if you do this-you might want to adjust rear brake pedal and shifter

What did you use to shave the seat material? I take it you shaved the rear of the seat to bring it down to the level of the front? How much height did you remove from the seat?

 

[Yoda]

Had the numb butt syndrome on my NT700 after 550 miles in one day. Bad. Really bad. I didn't want to spend hundreds of bucks on a custom Russell Day Long seat, though. After much research and discussions with other riders, I bought an AirHawk R seat cushion. It is comfy, soft and easy to ride on all day! NO MONKEY BUTT, and NO NUMB BUTT, either. I paid $159.00 for it. Worth every penny.